Something
happened the other day that made me think back to an old post from
February 2011, that also appeared in the April 2012 Deux Sevres Monthly magazine. In it I claimed that although I love France and I love Food, being a true
French Foodie would never be attainable to me for the following reasons:
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| My Sunday morning treat |
1)
Breakfast - a typical French breakfast is quite small; a bowl of coffee served
with a buttered baguette and jam or a croissant. Now I LOVE croissants,
but I prefer my breakfast to be a little bit more substantial. I am not talking
about the English fry-up, which does nothing for me, but a steamy bowl of
porridge when it’s cold or shredded wheat with fresh fruit when it’s not is
just perfect - I’m a fibre girl!
2)
Chocolate Cereal - it can be difficult to buy cereal without added chocolate -
again, I LOVE chocolate, but not for breakfast.
3)
Coffee Bowl Bread - I will never, be able to dunk a baguette into a ‘bowl’ of
coffee - a breakfast ritual for the French. Coffee, in my opinion, is best
served small and black and the only thing I dunk in it is a square of 70% dark
chocolate.
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| The French love their daily bread |
4)
The Daily Bread - much as I love the freshly baked white baguettes, I just
can’t eat them with every meal. I’m a fibre girl and therefore am also the
proud owner of a bread machine that is used regularly to produce delicious
wholemeal loaves.
5)
The Cooked Lunch - French families regularly return home at lunchtime for a
full 2 or 3 course cooked meal - how they are organised enough to have a cooked
meal ready for 12.00 is beyond me. Cooked lunch here is a soup.
6)
Tripe and Andouillette – both considered a delicacy here. I like the idea
of not wasting anything from an animal killed for food, however I find it
impossible to eat either of these.
7)
Late Night Eating - following the large lunchtime meal the French will eat again
quite late in the evening. No matter how large the lunch I’ve managed to rustle
up I need to eat before 8 o’clock a) as I’m hungry and b) because after then
it’s just too late to eat.
8)
The Starter - most French main meals will be 2 or 3 small courses. Whilst
I think this is a great idea I find it really difficult to coordinate a meal
with a starter; there is either an enormous gap between starter and main or the
main has ruined while we eat the starter.
9)
Marmite - you either love it or hate it, or, if you’re French you just don’t
get it - I LOVE it!
10)
I’m English - the very fact that I’m not French means that even if I manage to
prepare, cook and serve it like they would and at the correct time of day, it
would never truly be considered French.
Now,
while I stand by most of these points, this week with no real planning or
thought I managed to serve up a cooked lunch, with a starter and a dessert. The
reason for this momentary blip of Frenchness was the need to fuel ourselves
properly for an afternoon bike ride. A simple starter of sliced tomatoes with
vinaigrette was followed by wholemeal pasta and courgettes (zucchini) cooked in
garlic butter, all tossed together with a tin of mackerel in mustard sauce -
quick and easy all the way. A slice of homemade apple tart finished the meal
off nicely.
Maybe
in time I am becoming more of a French foodie, but I’m certainly not ready to
start dunking my bread or croissants in my coffee just yet.